.i lo xo jbopre cu jai sarcu lo nu galfi lo spofu te gusni balji
.i re .i pa da jdice lo du’u galfi fi ma kau .i je pa de facki lo du’u ma
kau balji gi’e te gusni lo spofu

Q: How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light bulb?
A: Two: one to decide what to change it into, and one to figure out what kind of bulb emits broken light.

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg says, “It’s very odd and improbable that we three are in this bar together. It suggests to me that we’re in a joke, but I can’t be certain.”

Gödel says, “Well, if we were outside the joke we would know, but since we’re inside it, there’s no way we can make that determination.”

And Chomsky says, “Of course this is a joke, but you’re telling it wrong!”

— Mike Ford via Making Light